The ability to fake a fever and get away with it can be strengthened with the help of a doctors note. I discovered this fact early in my schooldays. I had the unique knack of transforming my fake acts into factual elements. I knew that passing doctors notes would be insufficient because one of my teachers had the sixth sense to detect and diffuse any such attempts by the students. Many of my friends who got these certificates got thrashed thoroughly many times. I knew they had failed to lay the right foundation for the doctors notes. I decided not to repeat those mistakes.
Foundations of Doctors notes
The foundation has to be set up on the previous day to your planned sickness. I pretended as though I had stomach cramps, throwing up sensations and headache. I was careful to avoid overdoing things for the fear that I could be literally transferred into a hospital by the school staffs. The bouts of throwing up (nothing) came once in an hour. My teachers would wait till the 3rd bout before sending me home with special permission. The moment my school premises disappeared from my vision my health became fantastic.
Prolong the Fever till Boredom
Since the symptoms were severe I got the privilege of prolonging my fever from 2 to3 days. But then I used to get sick of being sick any longer. Then I prepared a doctors note, got it signed from my friend and stamped from my uncle’s clinic (myself). The moment I entered into my classroom my friends enquired about my well being. I just ignored their concerns and gave the doctors note to my class teacher. But I was careful not to repeat the same tricks twice, that too not in quick succession.
Extending Doctors Note into Workplace
I never needed a doctors notes during my college days since nobody bothered to check if the students are regularly coming to classes. I had to stop them because they were simply waste of time.
But when I got to the first job I was willing to put on the best of my efforts. I went 15 minutes before others into the office and stayed back 15 minutes after the others left. This earned me good name and reputation as a hard worker. But soon my interest and enthusiasm vanished into thin smoke. I used to get bored of repeating the same tasks in the same job multiple times.
Then the doctors notes immediately got my attention. Here was something which I could afford to submit to my boss and get away with advice to take care and take it easy. This gave me the freedom to get doctors note for literally anyone in my office. My colleagues found a god friend in me. I used to be careful while getting the sign of the physician on the doctors notes. I changed the clinic and doctor’s signature every time I got it for myself or someone else in a selective manner.